One day I want a single white rose and a ring. Even if it’s me getting it for myself; it’s romantic as fuck and I’d do me in a heartbeat if I did that.
Reasons to date me:
- I’m too sassy for anyone to steal me anyway from you.
- If anyone flirts with you consider them dead.
- I can cook really nice toast.
- I know tons of useless Disney facts to bore you to sleep with.
- If you have animals I’ll probably love them more than you.